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Its the day

Okay so y'all remember I play basketball I suck but I play right? Right. Okay so in one of my games I did the dumbest thing in my life. So the ref fouled me put the he and I got mad kind more along borderline pisses but I took my basketball bag and threw it at him. My friend tried to tackle me down but heck no I wouldn't deal with it so I chased the ref and jumped on him and yeah I can't hit either so that didn't go to well and I got 2 good hits on him nose and jaw. My coach was hecka mad and I got ejected from the gym and I can't play for 4 games idk what I'm gonna do with my life. But the funny thing is that my final foul was for "accidentally" hitting a person in the face but i don't feel bad anymore she deserved it i mean if you call someone's girl a slut your probably gonna get hit so yeah that was my week so far oh and I went out on a date with my girl who lol was at the game and ended up outside with me.

This is like hilarious for me because I hate violence and I felt like choking the girl to her death slow and painfully, you know sometimes I feel like my life would make a perfect reality show but then I realized that the only drama I have is that my cat won't meow back at me and my dog won't play fetch and family shit and relationship problems but yeah that was me talking about shit no one cares about also I think I would be the perfect tiger I mean I'm kinda sorta graceful in some demented city place or planet I am very adorable again in some demented planet but still I'm also very athletic kinda sorta if you count walking to the kitchen to my room back to the kitchen the restroom then my room again oh and basketball though I barely play so let's just say I would be an amazing tiger anyways I would do great at swimming that's basically the only thing I can do good oh HAS ANYONE SEEN FINDING DORY MAN I LOVE IT!!!! I WENT TO SEE IT OMG IT WAS AWESOME!! Lol sorry I was waiting for that movie to come out for like forever and if your still reading this sorry I haven't slept in 6 days so my mind is on so many things at once😅 well this is probably going to be the longest thingy I've wrote and produced but I'm thinking of writing a story I just don't know what it should be about demons or some fucked up reality or some crazy planet that's been invaded by something idk I just can't think of anything so yeah I'm done now

sorry and thanks for reading through this if you did finish.