While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. "If you get your train," I told him, "your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?"
The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along, I asked, "What else would you like Santa to bring you?"
He promptly replied, "Another train."

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