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Zodiac shit from the deepest darkest parts of the internet. I think some of this stuff will be accurate and others will probably be stereotypical.

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by Kouzer

by Kouzer

Signs when the Wifi is slow
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Aries:Tries to hack other people's Wifi

Taurus:Just stares at their device until it works

Gemini:Screams

Cancer:Unplugs the wifi and tries again

Leo:Is patient and waits happily

Virgo:Cries and cries

Libra:Drums their fingers impatiently and death stares their device

Scorpio:Is also trying to hack people's Wifi

Sagittarius:Whispers threats under their breath towards the wifi

Capricorn:Sighs and picks up their device and drop kicks it out of the window

Aquarius:Socialises with people and realises there not that bad

Pisces:Hits refresh every three seconds