AFTER SEX COMMENTS BY THE SIGNS
ARIES: "OKAY, LETS DO ITAGAIN!"
TAURUS: "I'M HUNGRY--PASS THE PIZZA."
GEMINI: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE REMOTE?"
CANCER: "WHEN ARE WE GETTING MARRIED?"
LEO: "WASN'T I FANTASTIC?"
VIRGO: "I NEED TO WASH THE SHEETS."
LIBRA: "I LIKED IT IF YOU LIKED IT."
SCORPIO: "PERHAPS I SHOULD UNTIE YOU."
SAGITTARIUS: "DON'T CALL ME--l'LL CALL YOU."
CAPRICORN: "DO YOU HAVE A BUSINESS CARD?"
AQUARIUS: "NOW LETS TRY IT WITH OUR CLOTHES OFF!"
PISCES: "WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS AGAIN?"

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Zodiac Signs
RandomZodiac shit from the deepest darkest parts of the internet. I think some of this stuff will be accurate and others will probably be stereotypical.