Bernie walked to his front door and heard moaning noises inside. Bernie didnt know what the sound was, but he wanted to find out. When he opened his door, he saw Jeff on top of Donald in a very small outfit on the living room floor.
"DONALD! What is this trash?!"
"Dont talk about our son that way!"
Donald screamed. Jeff froze and put his hands up, thinking Bernie was the police.
"Dont arrest me! Its true love!" Jeff whined.
"Its me stupid, your dad! Why are you on my wife?"
"Im a grown man. What did you think i was?!" Donald was scared.
"Oh good." Bernie was relieved. "Now I dont have to break up with you when i come out as gay."
Jeff and Donald froze. They didnt know what to say, so they decided to keep making out with each other on the floor.
Bernie left the room, he had mixed emotions about his son. He thought to himself, I need that Donald trash out of my life. Jeff is mine, but how?
After an hour of nonstop moaning noises coming the other room, Bernie decided he was done. He needed to find a way to keep Donald away from his true love, Jeff.
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Giving birth with your daddy Trump
RomanceDonald rushed into the hospital old and sweaty from himself going into labor. "What happened here?" "My sugar daddy is pregnant...in his ear." Bernie Sanders whispered. ...and the true love story begins.
