Suddenly Royal

Eww!

Picture of prince 'Jerk'

So, since prince Jerk did not want to share is private plane, Jane and I had to ride in a public airplane at the airport. It would not be so bad, if Jane and I did not have to sit next to a guy that is total disgusting. When we found our sets in first class, there was some guy in a red shirt with a hole at the bottom of it. He had gel all in his hair. Let's just say, it did NOT look good. We smiled politely and sat down. He had the window seat. I sat next to him and Jane sat next to me.
" He-he-he-ACHOO!! Hello..." He says sneezing on his hand. "Eww!" He says as he looks at his hands. He shrugs and holds his same hand out for us to shake. And me being a germaphobe, practically freak out inside. Not wanting to be rude, I shake it anyway. He smiles and turns around to look out the window. I freak out and turn to Jane. Knowing me, she already has the hand sanitizer open and ready to put on my hand.
" ew ew ew ew ew ew..." I whisper as I rub in the hand sanitizer. And this was just ONE thing he did. He also sneezed on my shoulder, picked his nose, blew his nose while facing me, and then.... Then!!... He fell asleep and he laid his head on my shoulder! And let me tell you... he is louder then a pig when he snores. He also drools, and his nose was running the whole time. Jenna, of course, thought this was hilarious and took pictures the whole time while giggling like a 6th grader. Sadly, she had to post it on Instagram. *sigh* This is going to be a long ride.