Introduction

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This is a book on exactly what the cover\title suggests. If you think this chapter is going to explain anything about the storyline, you are wrong. There is no story line.
A few simple things that very stupid people need to understand first:

-Australia is a country
-Australia is a continent
-Australia is an island
-Australia is very hot

This is based on the same principals of my book You Know You're A Modernian When... so if you are a Modernian, check that out.
I have no idea how much I'll update, but if you have any ideas, please tell me!
OK, that's about it.
Bye my beautiful people! Please vote and comment!
-Jess

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