Evie's Texts

Lonnie

Lonnie: Do you just happen to know the recipe for those cookies Mal used?
Evie: It depends, who are you gonna use them on?
Lonnie: Jay...
Evie: EEKK!!!!
Lonnie: Don't have a heart attack there. I don't have any money for your hospital bill.
Evie: Doug can pay for it. Apparently his family just gives him gems that he sells. And he gets payed for his research.
Lonnie: So will you give me the recipe?
Evie: Never, Jay likes you.
Lonnie: He told me he likes Audrey.
Evie: Since when do you just go up to your crush and say, hey I love you!?
Lonnie: Jay does!?
Evie: No, he flirts, silently and vocally.
Lonnie: So do I ask him out?
Evie: Never! Just flirt with him.
Lonnie: How exactly do you do that?
Evie: Just act cute. I gotta to go and see if I'm flexible.
Lonnie: Bye...