Evie's Texts

Doug

Doug: You think I would know where Mal is!?

Doug: Are you crazy?!

Evie: If you have a problem, contact Doug.

Doug: Hey Doug do you know where Mal is?!

Doug: Why no Doug, I do not.

Doug: Well Doug, you're girlfriend thinks you do.

Doug: Sadly Doug, my girlfriend can't figure out life and thinks that I can fix all her problems, which sadly Doug, I can't.

Doug: That's unfortunate Doug, good luck dealing with all the drama.

Doug: Doug you are so kind!

Doug: Thank you Doug!

Doug: You're welcome Doug!