Evie's Texts

Doug

Evie: Hey, did I look like I was having a good time?
Doug: You seemed pretty happy, but why are asking me?
Evie: DESCRIBE EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED!!!!
Doug: Do you have amnesia?
Evie: WHY WOULD ASK UR GF THAT?!
Doug: Because my girlfriend is acting weird and I want to know why cause I care.
Evie: EVIE IS REALLY MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW SO SPILL IT DORK!
Doug: Are you sick?
Evie: NO IM NOT AND EVIE IS MAD!
Doug: You're not Evie.
Evie: Why in this wicked twisted world would think that?
Doug: 1. She has never called me a dork. 2. She has agreed to not say wicked anymore. 3. She was just saying that it's a wonderful world. Oh and 4. she's laying on shoulder.
Evie: ...
Doug: Mal, me and E worked it out and she understands that I was trying to make sure everything was perfect so I asked you for suggested. Suggesting that I could try to generate an idea on. Bye now!
Evie: ...