"Absolutely not," said Ford firmly.
"Ah, come on," Canis pleaded. "He's a good guy, I know he can be trusted."
"No."
"Please?"
"No!"
"Pleeaase?"
"Boy, don't make me hurt you," growled Ford. Another empty threat.
Canis grinned. "Saywhatifyoumeanyes." He whispered.
"I'm not falling for that," grunted Ford.
Canis sighed. "It was worth a try," he muttered.
Ford nearly smiled. Nearly.

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Ford's Apprentice
FanfictionA Gravity Falls fic. If you want a Ford /Dipper thing, this isn't it. Also this will be against some parts of the story.