Dear Peasant,
This is a disgrace! You simply can not switch my canned delicacies out for those dry pellets you call food! I am insulted!
You will rue the day you ever even thought to cross me! This will not be condoned.
All of the forces of Cat-dom will be unleashed upon you!
Just you wait....
Sincerely, the Cat
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Sincerely, the Cat - Letters From Cats
HumorCats are mean, self-centered, and picky. No doubt about it. They are cute, though. These are letters from cats to their Humans. *DISCLAIMER: These are not actual letters from cats. This is a work of fiction.*
