Dear Human,
You, Sir, are an uncultured pig. Do you not know that decapitated rat, lizard, an bird are a fine delicacy in my all-ruling kingdom? Be grateful for what I get you.
Screaming your head off when I drop these wonderful gifts next to your rad while you sleep. It hurts my ears.
Sincerely, the Cat
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Sincerely, the Cat - Letters From Cats
MizahCats are mean, self-centered, and picky. No doubt about it. They are cute, though. These are letters from cats to their Humans. *DISCLAIMER: These are not actual letters from cats. This is a work of fiction.*
