Dear Human,
Did I ever tell you that I am descended from royalty? You probably wouldn't know. Peasant.
Anyway, I am. And that means you must obey my every word and command as if you life depended on it. Because, believe me, it does.
Just do what I ask and nobody will get hurt. Except maybe the dog.
Sincerely,
the Cat
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Sincerely, the Cat - Letters From Cats
HumorCats are mean, self-centered, and picky. No doubt about it. They are cute, though. These are letters from cats to their Humans. *DISCLAIMER: These are not actual letters from cats. This is a work of fiction.*
