ARIES: The type of santa that pities the kids who behaved badly and gives them a gift anyway.
TAURUS: The type of santa that gives barbies to boys and toy cars to girls.
GEMINI: The type of santa that gives gift vouchers because he can't decide what to give the child.
CANCER: The type of santa that gives himself a gift too because he deserves it.
LEO: The type of santa that leaves notes along with their gifts like "I'm watching you." or "Your eyebrows are horrible."
VIRGO: The type of santa that would just ring the doorbell instead of coming down the chimney.
LIBRA: The type of santa that likes to stare at children while they're sleeping.
SCORPIO: The type of santa that gives bad children a nasty gift such as a bag of cockroaches.
SAGITTARIUS: The type of santa that drives a Mercedes because riding reindeers is just so hundred years ago.
CAPRICORN: The type of santa that gets stuck halfway down the chimney and wakes the family up to help him down.
AQUARIUS: The type of santa that accidentally breaks all the gifts he's supposed to give.
PISCES: The type of santa that wraps his gifts with newspaper and recycled paper because he's too cheap to buy gift wrapping.
