The signs as parents

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Aries: he rejected you? I'll teach that little son of a mother fucker a lesson *takes off belt*

Taurus: idgaf if you already gave me a million reason list of why you think you should go to that party, you're not going bc I said so

Gemini: so tell me, how's everything going with jacob? ;) are you still fighting with your friend jackie? yeah, and how about rachel?

Cancer: did you take your jacket? are you sure you don't want to take some snacks? remember to put on your seatbelt, and don't drive drunk!

Leo: tell me how I look with this outfit on

Virgo: how are ur grades? ur struggling with math? let me help you

Libra: remember to be nice to everyone and don't forget your manners

Scorpio: listen u little piece of shit I'll give you till the count of three

Sagittarius: I think u look like a fucking homeless person change clothes

Capricorn: look I know I can be hard on u with grades and everything but I still love u:-)

Aquarius: lmao do whatever u want I love you

Pisces:*hugs u and kisses u and smothers u all the time*

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⏰ Last updated: May 10, 2018 ⏰

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