Freaks the fuck out and the neighbour's become concerned: Gemini, Aquarius
Is calm, and scrambling to get a towel as the burning lingers: Cancer, Virgo, Libra
Starts swearing out the soap: Scorpio, Aries, Capricorn
Already had an emergency towel at hand: Taurus, Leo
*cries*: Pisces
Is too boss for the soap: Sagittarius
