Aries: *Burns Dinner*
Taurus: Never stop swearing
Gemini: Forces their kids into sports
Cancer: The cool parent
Leo: Forgets their kids at the park
Virgo: Forces their kid to do homework
Libra: "Leave each other the fuck alone, and fuck off I'm tired."
Scorpio: Buys the best food
Sagittarius: Annoys the kids with facts
Capricorn: Not supportive
Aquarius: *gets a house with a pool, and never uses it*
Pisces: Kinda scared of their kids
