Piper: Hazel, do you know what an iPhone is?
Hazel: OF COURSE I know what an iPhone is! I mean, what kind of mortal doesn't?
Frank: Hazel you didn't know what it was until Leo told you a little while ago
Hazel: OMG SHUT UP I just hit five followers on Instagram! Ew, who's @hicupcakes?
Leo: sounds like Coach Hedge
Hazel: and who's @pernicoforever?
Jason: that would be me
Nico: *punches jason* come with me! *drags jason off*
Percy: what's pernico?
Jason: *escapes from nico* IT'S- *gets dragged off again*
Nico: it's nothing. NOTHING I TELL YOU
Percy: okay...?
Hazel: OMG SIX FOLLOWERS! AM I INSTA-FAMOUS YET?
Percy: no Hazel I have 2.1M followers, I'm Insta-famous. *puts on shades* WAIT WHO JUST HACKED ME OMG NO
Octavian: mwhahahahaha
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Qwertier
AléatoireHello and welcome to Qwertier! (Sequel to my other book, Qwerty, but you don't have to read them in order or anything...it will still make sense...probably). In this book you will find fandom shit, headcannons, random jokes, weird stuff, thoughts, o...
