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Random taggy thing

I was nominated by AwesomeAsIndigo to do a taggy thing and I have to tell you ten things about me and answer the questions that she's set then tag more people and make up my own questions and it's all a bit confusing but here goes:

10 facts about me:
1. I am currently sitting on the bus with my earphones in and mouthing the words to immortals rather dramatically because my siblings have banned me from singing out loud on public transport.
2. I am on the way home from school and the last lesson that I had today involved drinking tea and knitting chickens.
3. I have really big ankle bones. Like, really big.
4. I go to a Steiner school (google it, but don't tell steiner people that you googled it because they do not believe in computers).
5. I am wearing an extremely awesome jacket that I recently stole from BabyBabyPanda14 and which I would really like to keep pleasethankyoutoyouverymuchpleasetoyou@BabyBabyPanda14.
6. The song had changed. I am now dramatically mouthing along to Bob Marley.
7. It rained all day and my hair was in a bun and now it's really, really massive.
8. Like REALLY massive.
9. I collect empty ink cartridges from fountain pens. I currently have over nine hundered.
10. I am very normal.

Right, now for the questions that AwesomeAsIndigo has set:

1. Current favourite TV show?
None of my favourite TV shows are at all current, and I can't choose just one anyway. My top three are definitely friends, fawlty towers, miranda, sherlock, the durrels and outnumbered.
2. Longest you've spent watching a TV show/on the internet at one time?
I am not going to answer this. It's embarrassing and you'll all judge me.
3. The first book that made you cry?
I honestly can't remember. Possibly animal ark. Those were very emotional books.
4. How many languages do you speak?
I speak English when there are no attractive people around. I am learning Spanish (Spanish wattpadians please talk to me, I need the practice). I am fluent in sass and sarcasm but am most commonly heard speaking in song lyrics and book quotes.
5. Favourite youtuber?
Vlogbrothers, duh.

So those were Poppy's questions. Now my questions for you are...
1. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
2. What was the funniest prank call you ever made or received?
3. What was the last lie you told?
4. Have you ever eaten a crayon? Did you like it?
5. What is your favourite book on wattpad?
Right.......I tag:
gabriellascarlett BabyBabyPanda14 PointZero0 unread_chapters marshymushrooms Idioticnutcase nevillepotter matty46 UltimateFangirlqueen booklover472 4everfangirl_fab celena213 LeahCipitelli TheUltimateFangirl7 NerdCandy13 selena276

And if you're reading this untagged answer anyway, I'd love to hear your answers!

Right, so while we're on the subject of tagging I was tagged by LeahCipitelli to do something called the Bazooka tag and she said I just have to answer the questions so here goes...