"Homosexuality is wrong! The bible says so!"
Okay sure but so is:
Wearing two types of fabrics.
Eating rabbits or pigs. (This absolutely is wrong! Become vegetarian!)
Wearing torn clothes.
Having short hair.
Having tattoos.
Having more than one type of plant in your garden.
Going to church in the first two months after giving birth.
Masturbating.
Remarrying.
Women saying anything in church, ever.
Wearing jewellery. (Not being a Christian, I have no idea if this includes crosses but if it does then this is hypocriticism in it's finest form)
Eating lobsters.
Eating fat.
Divorcing.
Touching women on their periods.
Touching anything that women have touched whilst on their periods. (This is literally going to be impossible. You would have to shut yourself in a padded room for the rest of your life)
Cross breeding. (I'm assuming this means dogs or something and not Hagrids)
People with flat noses becoming priests. (?!)
Cheating.
Saying Gods name.
Gossiping.
Going to church if your balls are injured in any way. (Shame Support Group Patrick loves Jesus so much)
Wizards in general. (Sorry Harry)
Now fine, if you can honestly say that you have never done any of these things then it is probably your right to say that homosexuality is wrong but just remember that even though you believe that, other people may not. You wouldn't judge someone for wearing two different fabrics would you? Then don't judge people for who they love, particularly as it doesn't really affect you anyway. Thank you, goodbye.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Qwertier
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