The ultimate dad joke

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In the au where the wizarding world handles things a little more logically (like, say, checking Sirius and Peter' wands to see who cast the bloody spell ) and Sirius doesn't go to azkaban. Sirius ends up raising Harry, and obviously Remus is along to make sure Sirius doesn't spoil Harry into oblivion/accidentally kill him. So Harry growing up with them, goes to Hogwarts, and gets someone who asks the question of "do you have a mum?" And Harry replies with "sort of, I have a moony". And then Sirius hears about this and starts referring to Remus as "moomy" because he's horrible. After some time of this, Remus finally turns around a gives Sirius a completely deadpan look and just says
"Dadfoot".

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