Metallic Parodies!

Part 14: First Dates

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So basically, I've been thinking recently that the Avengers will probably have kids. And those kids will grow up and become teenagers, and what do teenagers do? They date. Things could get VERY awkward.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>

Before I start I should just mention that, all the children in this a hypothetical but so you don't get confused, I'll match up the kids with their parents so:

Tony & Noel: Phil and Julie

Steve & Sky: James, Peggy and Howard

Starlie & Hector: Alexander

Natasha & Clint: Maya

Thor & Jane: Torus

Oh! And "random scene" is code for sex. Just saying XD<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>

~arielle

Steve: I want her back by 9.30!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>

Peggy: DAAADDDD.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>

Peggy's Boyfriend: Yes sir, *salutes*

Steve: are you mocking me son?<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>

Peggy: Dad! He's just-

Steve: Stay out of this Peggy!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>

~Watson

Thor: Now my son, make your ancestors proud!

Torus: DAD! Please, you're embarrassing me!

Thor: Nonsense! *turns to girlfriend* You'll find us Asgardians to be quite charming.<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>

Girlfriend: As-what?

Torus: OKAY, GOTTA GO. LATER DAD!

Thor: Remember your ancestors!!!!

~arielle

*Torus returns home*

Thor: Did you make your ancestors proud, son?!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>

Jane: Thor, leave him alone, it was his first date.

Thor: I was just curious!

Torus: you scared her off dad. *storms to his room*

*later that night, Torus' girlfriend sneaks into his room*<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>

~arielle

Tony: Phil! Remember, wrap it before you tap it!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>

Phil: DAD!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>

Tony: I'm just saying! Be safe!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>

Noel: *zaps Tony's arc reactor*<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>

Tony: Ow!<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span>

Noel: *to Phil's girlfriend* you hurt him, you'll have me to deal with.