PART 11: The Avengers Discover Tumblr (and the Internet in general).
So, Watson and I got bored again. And we both spend a bit of time on Tumblr and, well, there's a lot of "interesting" stuff regarding the Avengers on there, so we were curious about what would happen if any of them found it...
And this happened...
~Watson
*All Avengers gathered*
Steve: Okay, so I'm glad you all came.
Tony: Why the hell are we here, Cap? I had stuff to do.
Noel: Mainly me. Even though I said we were going to watch Gossip Girl instead.
Tony: But I don't wanna!!!
Clint: BLEH! Just get on with it, Rogers.
Steve: Ah, um, well, as part of my adaption to the modern world, several S.H.I.E.L.D assigned psychologists suggested that I get a taste of technology. Or 'social media' as they put it....
Tony: Whoop-de-Doo, the old man discovered Facebook. Now you can share intimate life details with people you avoid on the street.
Steve: I did actually! It's quite remarkable and-no wait! That's not what I'm trying to say. I found this site called....uh, 'Tumblr'? And. Well. I looked up Avengers, because it seemed like an exciting site, and, uh, well, then THIS happened.
*turns computer screen to everyone*
*everyone gapes and screams*
~arielle
Sky: is...is that... *tilts her head at a photo of Steve* what are you even doing in that photo?!
Steve: I don't know!
~Watson
Steve: Um, so, we've got several acronyms here and mixed names...uh, there's 'Clintasha' which I assume is Barton and Romanoff here.
Natasha: That information is classified.
Nick Fury: I have surveillance footage of the locker room that begs to differ.
*Clint and Natasha both blush*
Sky: What the hell is 'FrostIron'?
Tony: Well, Iron means me! Everyone loves me.
Thor: Frost? As in the giants? Why, the only I'd know of is Laufey and his family, haha! Yes....family...-OH DEAR ODIN!
Tony: NO. NO.
*Sky and Noel burst into giggles*
~arielle
Starlie: *grabs phone and looks up Tumblr* OH WHAT THE F***
Bruce: Starlie, language!
Starlie: I BEG TO F**KING DIFFER *shows Bruce the Brony page*
Bruce: *bright red* Oh.... *looks at Tony*
Tony: What? *grabs phone* OH. Wow...can you really stick that in there?
Bruce: TONY!
Tony: what? I'm curious!
Bruce: curiosity killed the cat, you know.
~Watson
~arielle
Steve: what...what is that?
Tony: That, Capsicle, is-
Sky: Tony! He doesn't need to know those things!
Tony: Hey, if he knows it, he could probably apply them to your relationship!
Sky: NO THANK YOU. AND STAY OUT OF MY SEX LIFE.
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