Metallic Parodies!

Part 2: Bacon & Fondue

Bacon & Fondue: Hey! So, you know that scene where Steve mistakes fondue for something else? Well...me and my friends went a little overboard with it. But we also went overboard with bacon. Watson saw an ad for bacon flavoured lip-gloss and it just went downhill from there...

~Watson:

Tony: Performance issues, eh? Try bacon, thank me later. *looks to Noel*

Sky: He seduced you with BACON?!

Noel: It's a long story....

~Sharp:

*Noel and Tony kiss*

Noel: is that Bacon on your lips?

Tony: .... Uhh, yes?

Noel: OMG THAT IS SO HOT!

*Noel kisses more*

~Watson:

Tony: JARVIS, ORDER ME MORE BACON.

JARVIS: The lip balm or the food, sir?

Tony: ...BOTH!!!!

~arielleblack:

Steve: ...did you guys...did you just fondue? 

Tony: *pats Steve's back* bacon, my man, bacon the stuff is magic

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Tony: bacon is magic

Thor: what is this "bacon" you speak of?

Noel: IT'S REALLY HOT. JANE WILL LOVE YOU. BUY BACON. 

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Fury: I am naming this mission, Operation B.A.C.O.N

*Noel, Sky, Tony, Thor and Steve all go bright red blushing*

Bruce: ....O.o

Starlie: GUYS CONTROL YOUR HORMONES

Noel: but bacon is....it's bacon!!

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Steve: do you guys...do you...fondue?

Howard: fondue is magic, my friend. It ain't just cheese and bread. 

~Watson:

Tony: Dad said he did meet Mom over some fondue.

Steve: *HOLDS EXCESSIVE GIGGLES*

~arielleblack:

Sky: what's so funny? It's fondue?

Steve: how do I explain this...fondue is like...fondue is 1940's bacon.

Tony: OH GOD *mentally scarred*

~Watson:

*everyone talking about bacon*

Starlie: Reminds me of those times with Hector

Sky: OHGODNO

~Tonks:

Tony: *Turns around to Bruce* So, I see that you've been having some fun with bacon

Starlie: *shakes head* No, please don't...

~arielleblack:

Clint: You and I remember Budapest very differently

Natasha: I dunno, I remember the bacon perfectly.