The 5sosFam Guide

Arzaylea

ALRIGHTY YALL BETTER SIT YOUR BOOTIES DOWN BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO WRITE A MILLION PAGE ESSAY ABOUT THIS GIRL AND IT ISNT GONNA BE PRETTY.

Okay. So as most of you know, Arzaylea is Luke Hemming's supposed *gags* girlfriend.

As you've probably guessed, I don't like this person.

You know what, I'm cutting the crap.

I hate this girl.

"But Kara, hate's a strong word!"

Banana, that's why I used it.

Sorry.

You aren't a banana.

I love you.

Anyways, this chick really gets on my nerve.

NOW BEFORE YOU SCREAM AT ME YOU'RE JUST JELLY THAT SHE'S DATING LUKE LEMME TELL YOU ALL THE REASONS I ACTUALLY HATE HER.

Okay, normally when it comes to people dating my boys I'm like "yeah okay cool whatever."

But that's when the girl is a nice, normal person.

Arzaylea isn't a nice, normal person.

Oh, no no no.

She's quite the opposite.

Arzaylea is rude, disrespectful, an attention seeker, HAS BEEN CONVICTED OF COPYRIGHT VIOLATIONS, CHEATS, AND I WILL MENTION NEEDS TO PAY HER RENT.

Now let's sort through some things about her.

First of all, with her previous boyfriend. She just left him for Luke. And she left without paying the rent. Really? Rude.

But you know what else? Arzaylea has a new webstore. On her webstore she has some nice pictures of jewelry.

Um, the pictures aren't hers. They are from other jewelry sites.

Now she's being sued for copyright violations.

WOULD A NICE PERSON VIOLATE COPYRIGHT LAWS, ARZAYLEA STANS?

No, no they wouldn't.

Then, Arzaylea decides to go and get involved with Luke. Now, she isn't like Bryana where she's nice to the fans and idk actually cared about us.

No, she's a rude human to us.

She had a fan kicked out of a venue because she wanted a picture with Luke.

A picture?

AND YOU KICK HER OUT OF THE ENTIRE VENUE?

You could've just pulled an Ashton and kindly asked to be left alone.

BUT NO YOU'RE ARZAYLEA LUKE HEMMINGS NOT REALLY GIRLFRIEND SO YOU HAVE ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD AND YOU CAN JUST KICK PEOPLE OUT OF VENUES FOR WANTING A PICTURE WITH THEIR IDOL.

And don't even get me started on what she says to fans online.

Go ahead, rub your relationship in our faces.

I don't think she realizes that's not why we hate her.

You know what else? She's incredibly disrespectful to Luke.

Do you think she asked Luke if she could post that picture of them?

No. She didn't. She just posted it while supposedly "drunk."

Mhm yeah sure whatever honey.

Also she subtweets Luke, indirects Luke, and retweets tweets about her and Luke ALL WITHOUT LUKE'S PERMISSION.

DO YOU THINK LUKE APPRECIATES THIS?

AND YOU WONDER WHY HE ALWAYS LOOKS UNHAPPY WITH HER.

Also can I mention she's extremely clingy and ugh no stop I just KSKDJDKDKDKKS no.

And then you know what else

SHE IS ONLY USING LUKE FOR HER OWN FAME.

Bryana is a professional model. She can still make a living without Ashton.

What does Arzaylea do?

Just look pretty on social media?

Is she getting paid for that?

No. No she isn't.

So you know what she does?

She makes her relationship with Luke extremely obvious and she makes as much drama as possible to get as much attention as possible.

Because that's all she wants.

Attention.

She also gets angry when Luke doesn't take her to a concert or something and she has to take herself there. Clearly.

OH BUT THEN she indirects Luke about how the relationship wouldn't work out.

So then the Fam is all relived about Larzaylea being over

BUT WAIT THERES MORE

Arzaylea goes out a flaunts being friends with Niall.

I SWEAR IF SHE'S GONNA MOVE ON FROM LUKE TO NIALL THAT QUICKLY IM GONNA UGH IDEK SHE JUST ANGERS ME SO MUCH LIKE WHY WHY NO DONT TOUCH MY NIALL.

But you know what annoys me the most?

After doing all this crap

She has the nerve

TO PLAY THE VICTIM.

She's like "omg no guys stop don't be mean to me I'm just a poor girl with anxiety and OCD and ADD and ADHD and depression don't bully me you're all such bullies omg rude"

Like excuse you have you seen yourself.

Also why are you lying about having all these serious medical conditions like having all those conditions isn't fun don't lie about having it for attention.

And if you claim that you actually do have all these conditions please send me your diagnosis papers because I think you're lying to me.

So if you still stan Arzaylea after this just tell me.

Why.

How.

She's a horrible person.

And be warned I passed the test in 6th grade about using evidence to support your claim in a argument so watch out I'm ready to go all common core on you. 

Anyway love you Fam.

Have a nice, Arzaylea free day.