Harry Jokes

Moo

Harry: where does one cow go to have fun?

Y/n: idk where

Harry: the moovies XD

Harry: * slaps knee laughs like crazy* oh boy sometimes I kill myself with these

Y/n: *face palms* srsly Harry it's past midnight and your making puns still wtf

Harry: puns made in the a.m.
(a/n: see what I did there XD)

Y/n: fuck you

Harry: masturbation isn't a command it's a life choice and I see someone's eager

Y/n: oh lord help this kid

Harry: hehehehe

Harry: fun fact did you know there are 7 types of the same person in this world so there 7 harrys

Y/n: someone shoot me already 1 Harry is enough for this universe

Harry: there's never enough of harrys the more the harrier. (a/n: I just can't stop myself )

Y/n: wth that's not even a word

Harry: is too

Y/n: is not

Harry: nu-uh

Y/n: yu-huh

Jesus: stop it you too your acting like children

Y/n: wtf how the fuck did eve-

Harry: that is no way to talk to Jesus

Y/n: stfu

Harry: ooooo u said a bad word

Y/n: –__–

Harry: :))))))

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Hope you guys liked sorry if it sucked I just love playful Harry dgjgjbhjjb he's so adorable and omg MITAM tour just so excited even tho it's like a year later~ N