Harry Jokes

Noodle

Harry: GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS

Y/n: 11:11 quick if I make a wish I might get out of this *wishes*

Harry: NoO PUNN TIME!

Harry: What do you call a fake noodle?

Y/n: KILL ME NOW

Harry: violence is never the answer

Y/n: in this case it always is

Harry: FUCK U ur so mean

Mum: Harry that is no way to talk to a lady

Harry: WTF but she's a meaner

Mum: Harry!

Y/n: meaner wth that's not even a word

Harry: IDC BUT HOW IN THE WORLD DID MY MUM EVEN GKHINGJN

Y/n: wow you care when your mum is here but the other times Satan or God was here

Harry: I have a perfectly good information for that THEY AINT MY MAma

Y/n: I'm done with you goodbye

Harry: wait I forgot to tell you something

Y/n: what

Harry: IMPASTA *winks*

Y/n: OMFG GO TO HELL

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Sorry if that sucked but I still hope you enjoyed it and omfg 5 MORE YEARS OF 1D ~N