This was a bad Idea. . .

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Cooking once again, except well, with Josh and Chris.

Promlt for Artemisflux on Tumblr! 'Chris/Josh of one of then deciding to microwave peeps and it results in a gooey mess while the other is laughing their ass off'

Again, me being me. Altered it a bit because I am terrible with actually doing what the people want.

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Words: 1213

Pairing(s): Chris/Josh Washington (Climbing Class), Matt/Mike (M^2), Josh Washington/Matt/Mike Munroe

Alternate Universe- No Prank/Everyone Lives

Warning: Peeps being murdered. If this offends anyone I am sorry, M/M/M sexy scene, M/M kissing, Porn sorta, but not rly. Awkward boys killing poor peeps.

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"We really shouldn't be doing this Josh." Chris said nervously as Josh was stacking peeps into the microwave. "Samantha will be so pissed if we ruin her microwave." He finished and Josh looked over at him in exasperation.

"Bro, live a little. Even if we do ruin her microwave I'll just buy her a new one." He said, waving a hand to Chris who just gave him a nervous look and whimpered a bit, "Keep watch. Sam and Ash will probably be back soon. And I do NOT want to deal with a pissed off Sashley." Josh finally got all 20 of the neon pink peeps into the microwave and closed the door. He clicked a few buttons as Chris slowly went over to the door and mumbled to himself about how huge if a mess this was going to cause.

"You know, you won't be able to talk your way out of this one this time, you know that right?" Chris said, turning to look over at the older male who just hummed in thought and shrugged.

"I'll figure out a way. I always do bro!" Josh said grinning widely and winked at Chris who in turn paled a bit, beginning to become a bit flustered.

Ever since Sam and Ashley became a thing, Josh had been winking, flirting, and touching Chris more and more, at the beginning it started off as Josh comforting Chris because of all he work he had been doing to push the two of them together and in the end it never worked out so Josh thought maybe it was because he had been trying too hard. Once Josh quit college to go into the film industry that's when Chris' days were filled with Josh being there and eating all the food in his apartment and insisting it wasn't him when in reality, Chris totally knew it was Josh and Mike doing it. Speaking of which, Mike also started to come over a lot, bringing Matt with him which surprised Josh and Chris at first but now it doesn't bother any of them at all.

It was only when they came back to see Matt on Mike's lap, lip locked and groping at one another desperately that it got a bit awkward. Of course they talked about it and the two apologized to Chris about doing that on his couch, the blonde didn't really mind at all, it was just a huge surprise that made him feel a bit weird. (And finding out two of his best friends were also gay and going at it, are all his friends gay?)

Josh acted different after that. He actually seemed way more comfortable with his sexuality afterwards and began to date and talk to attractive men, all of which he never realized were blondes with glasses. Even the girls he hooked up with were dorky blondes who may or may not have made the connection way before him that everyone he dated looked like Christopher. Josh was still oblivious to the fact of course.

Until the day Mike confronted him.

Josh never would tell Chris what they talked about. Chris tried to eavesdrop but of course they whispered angrily at one another and Chris couldn't understand a damn word of what they were saying. Chris didn't take it too personally. . . well, maybe a little bit. Since neither of them would tell Chris what they were talking about.

Then the day came that Chris walked in to see something he did not expect. At all.

It was at Josh's house. Chris had just shown up out of the blue and he didn't give Josh a moments notice beforehand when he normally texts ir calls to say he was coming over and there was nothing Josh could do to stop him. Chris walked right into his house, and not seeing the brunette anywhere downstairs, he decided to venture upstairs to find his best friend. Hearing some noises in his bedroom he went towards them, about to open the door before--

"--Ohgod. Mike!" That. . .was Josh's voice, moaning.

"Fuck. . . . yes!" That. . .was Matt? Chris stared in shock at the door and slowly. Very slowly opened it and his face instantly turned bright red.

There on Josh's bed was Matt, laying on his stomach with his head turned away from the door while Josh thrust in and out of him and Mike right behind Josh, biting and sucking on his neck and ears, buried deep inside of Josh, a hand on his hip and the other one in Josh's hair. Josh looked over at the door and noticed Chris, the other two still haven't noticed, Josh met Chris' eyes as he began to thrust fasted into Matt, hands gripping tighter on his hips, making the younger boy moan louder in ecstasy. Josh just smiled as he noticed how uncomfortable Chris looked and Chris finally unfroze and ran out, shutting the door behind him and trying to ignore the bulge in his pants.

He'd never tell anyone that once he got in his car he jacked off.

They never mentioned that. Chris refused to look at Josh, Mike, or Matt the same way for awhile and spent more of his time with the girls, even Emily who Chris always assumed hated him when really she respected him for his intellect in books (And not so much in common sense). She quickly became one of his best friends and he hung out with her and Jessica in his free time. Once everything blew over Chris went back to Josh and they hung out like nothing ever happened. Josh, Matt, and Mike were maybe a bit closer than they were before but Chris hasn't walked in on them again so.

And now we're here, about to ruin Sam and Ashley's microwave just because they are both curious little fuckers, well. More so Josh than Chris. Chris listened for any sound of a car, still nervous and never even noticed as Josh came up behind him and kissed his neck, Chris jumped a bit and turned around towards Josh, eyes wide.

"Whoa! What the hell?" Chris said and Josh just leaned forward and kissed him deeply. Wrapping an arm loosely around his waist and pulled him in, Chris melted into the kiss, letting all of his feelings of want and jealously into it and held on to Josh's shirt for dear life as he deepened the kiss, gasping softly as Josh bit his lower lip and shoved his tongue into his mouth, both fighting for dominance but eventually Josh won, pushing Chris up against the wall as he ravished him, groping at him, Chris finally pushed him back for some air, "Wanted to do that for so long. . . .-f-fuck. . . ." Chris said as he looked behind Josh, when Josh looked he cursed as well and tried to stop the microwave. Pink goop was beginning to spill from underneath the microwave all over the counter, Josh tried to touch it but took his hand back quickly.

"Fuck that's hot!" Josh grumbled and Chris heard the faint noise of a car door closing. Chris made eye contact with Josh and both realized they were screwed, big time.



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