Until Dawn Prompts

Morning Routines

Prompt for Anon on tumblr; BoneZone (Ashley/Chris/Josh) Morning routine, including someone being angry at the lack of hot water in the shower and someone else burning the bacon.

THE BONE ZOONNEE

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Words: 1684

Pairing(s): Ashley/Chris/Josh (The Bone Zone), Matt/Mike (M^2), Emily/Jessica (Looking out for my girl), Past!Mentioned!Hannah/Sam (BFFs)

Additional Tag(s): Three-way pairing, M/F/M, Ashley Prescott, Chris Davis, Josh Washington, Living Together, Sharing, Burned Breakfast, Naked Shenanigans, No Hot Water *le gasp*, Pairings happening here, Everyone is gay (Sorta), Polyamorous relationships, Angst?, Fluff, Proposals!

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"You HAVE to be kidding me!" I heard from the bathroom, already knowing this morning was not going to be a good one. I took one of the many pillows laying around my bed and covered my head, trying to muffle the sounds of boys rushing around the house bitching. "How are we out of hot water!" Josh yelled from the bathroom, stomping out of the bathroom in only a towel, I rolled over and laughed.

"You don't need hot water. Lookin' hot already babe." I joked, adding a wink at the end of it, watching him as he went between looking confused then flustered then back to normal and rolling his eyes at me, obviously already done with my shit which I couldn't help but laugh gently about.

"Haha Ash. Why don't you get up and see why I can smell burning food. . ." Josh said and I just whined, rolling around sleepily, "Wait. . . .is Chris cooking? He can't cook worth shit." I sat up instantly. We both shared a look, green eyes going wide and we ran downstairs, Josh lost his towel about halfway there and wasn't ashamed enough to even cover himself up once we showed up in the kitchen. I wasn't dressed much better if course, I was only wearing Chris' boxers. . . and well, that's about it. Once we both managed to get the kitchen without laughing our asses off at how ridiculous we looked, our lips curled up in disgust at the smell of the burning bacon and watched as Chris ran around the room, trying to figure out how to stop the fire. Josh groaned and face palmed as I ran to grab the lid and covered up the pan, muffling the fire then turning off that burner. I turned to scold Chris for even attempting to cook when he knows that he can't cook. Chris and Josh were both staring at me in amazement and they rushed over, picking me up, I squealed in shock though I will never admit to such a thing. Never ever.

"You saved us oh Queen Ashley!" Chris yelled dramatically.

"We are forever in your debt my Queen!" Josh joined in, they both were fake sobbing uncontrollably, I just yawned and tried to keep a smile at bay, not wanting them to know how much I was actually enjoying this, "Here, let ME cook breakfast Ashley, Chris! Take our beauty to her bedroom and dress her!"

"Yes sir!" Chris gave Josh a quick kiss then picked me up like a sack of potatoes and ran back to our room, I was laughing the whole way then fake pouted once he sat me on the bed, he tilted his head at me, much like a pup would and I held in pointing that out to him.

"No kiss for your queen?" I asked, incredulous and Chris just grinned, kissing me deeply then pulling a shirt over my head once he broke it off, ew. This shirt was dirty. He just had to grab the first thing he saw off the floor didn't he? Huh, oh well.

"Such nakedness is not tolerated in this household missy!"

"B-But Chris! Josh is downstairs FULLY naked while cooking for us."

"That's exactly why. You can only be fully naked while cooking or during 'play time'. New rule. I just made it, no way to break the system either, none not so ever, get use to it." Chris smirked smugly and I sighed, flopping back down onto the bed.