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Mistletoe

Holiday Short Story, Mistletoe
Theme: Holiday, Christmas, Romance, alcohol, kissing, etc...

//Not edited//
//Naruto pov//

The holidays.

"Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open slay!..." I heard as the bunch of drunk idiots sang Christmas carols loudly to themselves. I couldn't help but grin, they looked like a bunch of grown kids staying up to open gifts at midnight. The room was crowded with employees who hadn't a family to welcome them home- so basically a bunch of sad, drunk, assholes who wanna have a good time. That included Choji, Kiba, Ino, Lee, Neji, Hinata, Karin, me and even Sasuke.

Sasuke.

He was a manager, the manager who bossed around all the nerds who worked in accounting. Those nerds- including him, are Hinata, Neji, Sakura, Karin, and so on. He's basically the biggest nerd of them all- known for his incredible ability to make any calculation within seconds. Pretty big nerd, huh? He's single even though girls drool on him day and night- basically he thinks he's too good for them or whatever.

What a dick.

"Come on Sasuke~ just a little peck on the lips... it won't mean a thing." Karin began seducing the raven by rubbing her breasts on him- begging for attention. She was known for her slut skills, she's basically gotten every guy in the building to sleep with her, even me.

Oh?- who, me?

Well I'm glad you asked, I'm part of the creative design section- specifically the manager of the creative design department. Yes, we work in a magazine company, Flawless freak is the name. We produce articles about the strangest people on the earth who have incredible abilities or hobbies- then we interview them. My department is in charge of making a cover and deciding the layout of the magazine- while Sasuke's is obviously in charge of calculating costs and sales, the boring stuff basically.

Oh? Me fucking Karin?

What about it?

I watched as the raven moved farther from the red-head, he looked disgusted and uncomfortable, "no thanks Karin, not really in the mood." He's such a dick. I bet he thinks he's too good for her, but in reality it's the other way around. I can't deny his body is one to envy, and his sense of style is undeniably perfect, but his personality kills the entire thing.

If I were gay, I'd bang him.

The raven took another drink of his whiskey, he looked exhausted yet completely awake. Almost as if he wasn't physically tired- but tired of life. I mean who isn't? The holidays are rough, especially if you don't have someone to tell you life gets better. But when? I'm almost 27 and life still hasn't gotten better- I think that's just a bunch of bullshit.

I approached the raven, he looked solitary, like he needed to take his feelings out or something- and I didn't have anything else to do so why the fuck not? He looked a bit taken aback by my approach, "oi- what do you want?" His voice was huskey, almost sensual. I myself felt a bit woozy, the alcohol was getting to me. "What do ya mean what do I want? You look like shit sitting here alone." My voice came out a bit more carefree than I planned, almost making me sound playful. The raven must of noticed since he raised his brow in curiosity.

"You can't hold much alcohol? Can you?"

His voice sounded a bit fuzzy- either that or the alcohol reached my mind faster than usual. I chuckled lightly, was it so obvious that I rarely drank? Honestly even Sasuke looked a bit woozy, his cheeks flustered and his eyes narrow. We were drunk.

"You bastard. I can hold my alcohol better than yo-!"

I felt a pair of cold lips hit mine almost abruptly. It muffled my words, and shut me up real quick- I wasn't 100% sure it was Sasuke since the kisser's lips felt almost feminine. They melted into mine, the taste of alcohol exploding in my mouth, into our mouths. I slightly opened my eyes and saw a very horny Sasuke looking straight into my eyes while devouring my mouth with his.

We were drunk.

I shoved the raven off me- almost in disgust. What was he thinking? Is he really that drunk?

The raven was silent, and so was everyone else in the room- they had all watched us make out passionately. I scoffed, "what the hell was that bastard? I'm not gay!" I could see Sasuke suddenly become angered, his eyes glaring daggers into my skull, "shut the hell up idiot- you know you were kissing back!" He retorted. Everyone gasped and awed at our little battle- this was embarrassing.

"You're disgusting! I did not kiss back, your lips felt like a girl's so I thought you were a girl until I opened my eyes and instead saw a horny gay bastard!"

Suddenly all the gasps stood silent. Nobody spoke a word- God I regret saying that. I'm too fucking drunk to even realize what I'm saying. Sasuke looked flustered, his cheeks a bright red and his eyes narrow, I could see as all eyes hit him. They whispered and giggled writhing the small crowd of employees. Suddenly a flash came from the crowd aimed towards Sasuke- I felt ashamed.

Because I definitely did kiss back, and I definitely knew it was him.

Sasuke tightened his fist, anger swelled in them as he threw me a good punch across the face. My head went flying to the side, and blood came bursting from my mouth, I deserved that. "You- you asshole! Take it back!" He landed another good punch across my face. I spit more blood out, taking every hit without complaining. I looked up and saw pain in those drunken eyes of his, tears threatening to fall.

From the crowd I heard as Karin began laughing with Ino, "I knew there was a reason he didn't fuck me, and now I know it's because he's a faggot." Her voice was sinful, dripping with venom and sarcasm. Sasuke once again was flustered as he glared at the crowd with anger, "shut the hell up!"

"Don't yell at them bastard! You're mad at me aren't you?" I retorted rudely. I wanted all his anger headed towards me. I wanted him to indulge himself in anger towards the world- and take it all out on me. I wanted him to let his emotions out. He glared at me, tears swelling from his eyes, he no longer looked like the bastard that went around bossing all the accounting nerds.

I soon felt another smack coming, but it never did. I opened my eyes and saw a sobbing Uchiha, unable to smack me- his hand right next to my cheek, but unable to come any closer. Instead he stood there, with his hand near my cheek, and sobbing. I couldn't bare to watch him anymore, I'm such an asshole. I felt his hand placed on my cheek gently, as he caressed it softly. His eyes showing regret as his soothing hand carresed me lovingly, his skin was softer than I thought I'd be- and he smelled nice too.

We were drunk.

I slightly looked up and saw a mistletoe, hanging right above us. It felt a little funny, maybe we were meant to kiss... in a way. Sasuke embraced me lightly, whispering into my ear "we are so drunk." He then chuckled lightly and whispered once more, this time a bit more seductively, "wanna kiss?"

I chuckled along with him, we are so stupid, I'm so stupid. I collided our lips together- not holding back one bit. Fuck it, right? It was Christmas, if I wanted to kiss Sasuke Uchiha the sexy nerdy accountant with the personality of an emo teenager than I will. And as we made out under the mistletoe and everyone took pictures and continued drinking I felt free and maybe even horny...

Yeah, I definitely felt horny.

The end.

A/N:
Hey there! Christmas is about two weeks away and I was already daydreaming about how hot Sasuke would look like dresses in a sexy Santa (or elf) costume, and how adorable the idea of them cuddling into each other with hot cocoa is! Oh how I love the holidays aye? Well I wish you all a lovely holiday season, whatever holiday it is you celebrate!

Merry early Christmas! ♡♡♡