The Femme Wrecker

snappy comebacks 2

Hellstra p.o.v

I just knew that with my sarcasm and snappy comebacks, this would be an easy mission.

"Knock knock." -hellstra

"Who is there?"-megatron, obviously irritated.

"Old lady." -hellstra, with a smirk.

"Old lady who?" -megatron

"Oh, i didn't know you could yodel." At this point, all the vehicons bursted into laughter.

"Stop laughing!" He turned to them, but they didn't stop.

It's more funny from the video

"Man, if only we had some uppdog." He looked at me.

"What is uppdog?" Hehe, didn't see that comin did ya.

"Not much, what's up with you?" Even some of the bots started to laugh. I am so on fire. Still got it.

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" With that, all laughter died down. Like immediately, all vehicons got back to normal. Damn, kill joy.

"Party pooper." I coughed out.

"What was that?" He turned back to me with a glare.

"Nothin." I said with a cheeky smile.

He then got out his blade, and all the vehicons didn't aim their guns. Cuz they know my record.

"Um, lord megatron." He turned to knockout. Who cowardly came over.

"What is it knockout?" Damn, is he always this cranky.

"I don't mean to intrude in your action, but it is best if you don't battle with...her." He shakily pointed to me.

"And why shouldn't i? She is just a weak and pathetic autobot." He shouldn't have said that, i get really ticked when called weak. Knockout backed away, and the autobots behind me backed up aswell. So did the vehicons.

"You shouldn't judge someone before you get to meet them properly. Now, you said i was weak and pathetic." I walked up to him, and grabbed his chest armor(like a shirt collar). And brought him down so he was face to face with me.

"Listen hear, and listen close. I am not weak, and i am certainly not pathetic. If you want to keep your face intact, then i suggest that next time you choose your words carefully. Before i rip out your vocal box and leave you for scrap metal." I snarled through my dentas. I brought my fist back and then punched him so hard in the face that he flew at least quite a few feet away.

"The next bot to call me weak, will have a much worse fate." That gave them a good warning, because they all fled through the groundbridge that appeared for them.

After megatron got up, he transformed and flew back to wherever the fuck he was going.

"Wow, remind me to not make her mad." I turned around with a smile. We went back to the base, and i just went to my room. I have had a long day.

No one p.o.v

Miko started to ask questions as to how the mission went.

"So did ya guys manage to get the relic?" Bulkhead shook his head. He said that it was a false alarm.

"Did ya guys kick con pipe?" Miko made some fighting movements.

"No. But i don't think megatron will be messing with hellstra anymore. He got his tailpipe kicked though." Miko looked confused.

"Hellstra started to make puns and snappy comebacks, until megatron had enough and called her weak. She gave him a fair warning." Miko looked disappointed. But she let it go and continued to listen to her music.

*1 month later*
Sorry for the long time skip

Optimus p.o.v

Hellstra has been with us for quite a while. A month, infact. I have had grown quite fond of her. She may be a wrecker, with a hard past, but she keeps being positive and not looking to her past. She introduced to us her companion. Twitchy. He is like laserbeak, but instead of what the species known as a bird, he is like the species known as a fox. He is her chest center piece.

Hellstra is a magnificent femme. She cares for others saftey but not her own. She is very careful when it comes to our human allies, and rafael is no longer afraid of her. She follows orders, but sometimes has to do her own thing when she has to.

She will sing sometimes when on her own, but i will be able to hear it. And she sings beautifully.
Right now i was trying to decode the last set of coordinates for the last relic key. I learned about these keys when i obtained the star saber, and alpha trion spoke to me through the encrypted message.

The last entry was finally decoded. But instead of coordinates, they formed an image. And it was of smokescreen. However, he left the base. Not for a mission, or scouting for energon. But it was because of something else. (I can't remember what it was.)

"We have to find him before the decepticons do." Ratchet was trying to pinpoint his exact coordinates, but when he did, they disappeared. He has been captured and on the nemisis.

*gonna skip to where they rescue the humans, and the cons are about to bomb the base*

Right now, everyone was evacuating. Agent fowler was buying us some time, along with wheeljack.

I had the autobots all get groundbridged to different coordinates. The human children with their guardians. Hellstra was next to go, but she turned to me with a saddened expression.

"Just so you know, I love you." She pulled me into a kiss. When we parted, she turned around and transformed. When she was gone, ratchet set his coordinates and left, smokescreen was last. He saluted and left.

So that no that they cannot be tracked, i destroyed the controls with the star saber. And that is when my world went dark.

That was actually the sad part that made me go, "WHYYYYYY?!"