THIS STORY TAKES PLACE IN IOWA IN 2057
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Chapter 1
The Introduction
*Meliska's POV*
"Meliska"........"Meliska"........"FREAKING MELISKA". I awake to the ANGRY SHOUTING of Dr. Dr. Professor Dr. Poop.
"We should go elephant hunting today! To get your mind off of things!"
" I don't know, Doctor. With everything that's been jiggling lately, times are toug69h here in the kingdom. I think I'll go alone. "
An elephant hunt by myself, in the ocean. How relaxing. All I want is to be alone. Well, to not have to deal with Doctor for one day. To not have to listen to her crap for one day. Or one afternoon. Anything.
"Alone? Why? Are you flopping avoiding me? You know that elephant hunting is my favorite sport! How could you? I'll get you for this my pretty, and your little dog too!"
"Uhhhmm I don't have a dog...."
*Silence*
"I'll get you a dog, and then I'll FART ON IT!!"
"YOU WOULDN'T "
"YOU KNOW I WOULD. "
"YOU FILTHY PIG!! I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR MOOSE AGAIN!! GET OUT OF MY LLAMA STABLE!!!"
I then proceeded to cry in a corner and think about my lonely life. Nobody gets it. Nobody gets how hard it is to hunt elephants with a chicken bow. In the middle of the Iowan ocean. After about an hour of sobbing over Harry Styles posters, I decide that I should call Moose the Moose and maybe we can arrange a jiggling session together. Maybe.
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OMG I JUST GAVE MYSELF FEELS.
Hope you guys are enjoying this story! You can already see some drama coming, and romance!!! OHHHHHH GURRLLLLL
-Macaleigh
P. S. UPDATES WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT
A/N:
Ummm yeah don't take this fanfic seriously. At all. I just got really bored do I was like "HEYY LETS WRITE A FANFIC POPCORN AND CUPCAKES FOR ALL THE UNICORNS YAYAYAY" So moose.
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