Today was a beautiful day for football, especially for East Lancing. Everyone was excited to see State kick ass against Michigan. Well, except for Masky, Toby, and the new guy Matt. They were on an assignment for Slender, and couldn't attend. The game began, and everyone was having a blast....Until the Connor Cult came and sat right next to the gang.
C cult: * sees Connor * OMG! COOKIE WE LOVE YOU * squealing *
This went on until half time and most of the stadium wanted to strangle the squealing fangirls, as well as the 4 girls who we resisting the urge to kill them all. But on a brighter note, State was winning 40-0. Meanwhile Jake was very much pissed about losing and especially losing to Connor. He just wanted to go home and order jets....while searching for some ' doughnuts '. The 3rd quarter was beginning and everything played out as it did in the 1st and 2nd quarter. That is until Alexis couldn't control herself.
Alexis: * runs on to the field * COOKIE!!!!!
Connor: shit * runs *
Alexis: * tackles Connor * you're mine now
Connor: SOMEONE HELP ME!
Jake: I'll help you
Connor: ANYONE BUT YOU!
Slender: * uses powers to knock out people in the stadium except the gang * everyone back to the semi.
Steve: I'll get Connor. * goes on to filed and gets Connor while not trying to wake Jake and Alexis up*
- Meanwhile in the stands -
Ej: * starts stealing some kidneys *
Ron: * notices * Oi! There's no time for that. We can get some chicken from concessions.
Ej: No! Kidneys are way better! Also I'm starving.
Ron: * pulls him away to the semi * you really need to get your priorities straight.
Ej: NOOO! I NEED KIDNEYS!!!
Eventually, everyone was safe in the semi and heading home to the Mansion.
Connor: * wakes up * Where the hell am I?
Katniss: You're in the semi.
Connor: Why? Where are we going?
Katniss: You were attacked by a fangirl. So we saved you, and we're taking you to our home...The Slender Mansion.
Connor: How l-* hears a thud out side * what was that?
Tony: Did Clint fall off again?
Luke: It sorta sounded like h-
Alexis: You can't escape us that easily cookie * her and the cult get into the semi with Minions *
Everyone tried their best to fight off the minions, but there were too many every time some would die or get thrown out. More would come to take their place. They all thought they were screwed...not oh well.
~ Meanwhile on the side of the road ~
The three and just finished their assignment, and they tiredly walked to the side of the road to get home...covered in blood.
Masky: Man I can't wait to get home and dig into some Cheesecake.
Matt: Yeah, I wouldn't mind a good snack either...* stretches arms * and maybe a nap...
Masky: Heh, first mission's always that hardest.
Toby: *Sees the semi* and I think the mission is still in play..
Masky: how can you tell?
Toby: A minion just flew out of the semi....
Masky: Oh shit, they need our help.
Matt: wait-
Masky: We'll explain later, but first we need to kick some Minion arse.
The three chase after the truck hoping they could get there in time. Not long after some one was able to stop the semi. To even out the battle field. It battle continued and it seemed all hope was lost. The proxies were their only hope.
Matt: Everyone is screwed! There's nothing we can do!
Masky: There is a way....we just need a plan.
Toby: how about the element of surprise, they don't know we're here we just need distraction.
Matt: Is that a good distraction for ya?
* sees Jake ride in with a stolen motorcycle wasted with Brian kidnaped *
Masky: Even when he's kidnaped the man still remains chill....Anyway, so what know.
Toby: I have no idea...I didn't think that was gonna happen.....
Matt/Masky: * face palm*
They then realized they could use this time while the others were shocked to start attacking. The gang soon joined and gained triumph over those minionfuckers. Connor was given his sword of truth and went into Sparty the Killer mode. He knew what had to be done.
Sparty: * points sword at C. Cult *
Them: * squeals and sobs * PLEASE DON'T KILL US!! WE HAVE SO MANY INSTAGRAM PIC TO POST!!
Sparty: * shows mercy * Fine, but you are hear by banished from Spartan Stadium, The Semi, and The Slenderwoods. If you are seen here we will not hesitate to kill you slow and painfully. Understand?
Them: * over the top sobs * YES, YES WE UNDERSTAND!!!
Sparty: Now leave, * point at Jake * same for you, and release that chill man.
Jake: but bro we had something...
Sparty: we had nothing! Now go!
Jake: * follows the fangirls *
Finally, everyone was safe inside the Mansion. Everyone thanked Matt, Masky, and Toby for saving their asses not only from the minions and fangirls, but from Jake. For we all know there's no escapin the rapin' from a Jaken'. Masky was even given a special cheesecake as a thanks. Everyone held a celebration for them, but also to welcome Brian. The chilliest waiter ever.
Masky: Hey Jack, wanna know why were on that mission?
Ej: uh sure.
Matt: * carries in sack* look and find out.
Ej: * looks * Oh my God....KIDNEYS!* cries tears of joy * The celebration went on. But then they realized something.....they forgot to get Hawkeye.
