You: * nice and comfortable in you bed* * hears a noise from the window *
Jake: * climbs through your window *
You: * obviously creeped out * what the fuck?
Jake: Merry Christmas!
You: what are you doing in my house?
Jake: I am here for some 'doughnuts' and some Christmas Netflix n' chill with a Santa shaped Jets Pizza.
You: NO WAY! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Jake: Nope * lunges at you *
You: Shit! * dodges Jake attack and runs into the kitchen * grabs knife *
Jake: * comes from behind * Imma coming for ya doughnut......
You: AH! * stabs him*
Jake: * not effected * * maniacal laugh *
You: * try to run *
Jake: * tackles you * You're mine now
You: SOMEONE HELP!!! * struggle for freedoms *
Jake: * keeps grip* No one can help you....cause there's no escapin the r-
Sparty The Killer: * comes in through the front door*
Jake: * shocked * Connor...is that you bro?
Sparty the Killer: * throws Jake off of you * I am no longer Connor. I am Sparty The Killer. * takes Sword of truth* now leave here immediately.
Jake: YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! * lunges *
Sparty the Killer: * throws Jake into the kitchen wall * I think I do now. * grabs Jake by the throat and pins him against the wall with the Sword of truth at Jake's chest*
Jake: Bro, I thought we had something?
Sparty the Killer: We have nothing, and I'm not your bro.
Jake: Bu-
Sparty the Killer: * Stabs Jake *
Jake: All....I ....want-ted.....was..* demonic voice *JJJ-J-JEEEE-E-EEET-TTTT-TTSSSSS * dies*
You:.........what the fuck just happened?
Sparty the Killer: * Takes Jake's corpse and throws it out the kitchen window *
You: Thanks for saving me.
Sparty the Killer: No problem, just doing my job. * holds up sword of truth * now I must go, my dog needs me.
You: Merry Christmas
Sparty the Killer: Merry Christmas to you too. * leaves through the front door*
Jake: * Fucking comes back to life * * sees Jets delivery car * * runs after it * JJJJJJJEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTSSSSSS
Slender: * Observing the scenario * * sighs * Killing off this one man will be harder than expected.....
The end?
