- In Slender's office -
Slender: * Quite pissed off* Connor do you know why you're here?
Connor: * hangs head* Because I fed all the cheesecake to the squirrels....
Slender: You did what?
Connor: O-oh er....nothing..
Slender: You are here because, you have been kidnapped by Jake too many times, and we are sick and tired of saving you.
Connor: I can't help it bro...it all just happens.
Slender: Don't call me bro.
Connor: Bae?
Slender: * give death glare * What did we say about using the B word?!
Connor: uh...Bitch?
Slender: No!
Connor: Bastard?
Slender: NO!* slams hand on desk*
Connor: * in shock* uhhhh
Slender: I told you not to say the word bae! Who came up with that God-awful word....
Connor: bu-
Slender: BAE MY ASS! * tentacles sprouts from back*
Connor: woah, that's not father like language.
Slender: * whispers eerily* shut. The fuck. Up. * static starts*
Connor: * shuts up*
Slender: When you came into this household. You made an OATH! To obey what I say, and I had very simple rules! Were you even paying attention on the day of the Oath?!
- flash back Connor's head's POV.-
Slender: With this oath, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....
Connor: I wonder what Brian's doing right now.....he's so chill, I want to be as chill as him one day...ah, Brian. I want to see him again.....
Slender: Connor, do you accept this life, there's no turning back?
Connor: * says* I do
Connor: what the fuck did he say? * shrugs *
- back to present -
Connor:.....uh, I still don't understand what the big deal about Bae is?
Slender: GOD DAMIT! * throws Connor out the dam window *
Connor: AHHH! * foot hits Brohams's doll*
* Broahms's doll breaks*
Broahms: * breaks through mirror*
Slender: Ma-
Masky: * runs in * WHO ATE ALL T-* sees Broahms* who the fuck is this?
Broahms: Is this my double?
Masky: Wait, am I being......fired?! * tears up as violin music plays *
Slender: N-* sees Masky running and crying over his " job loss"* Oh for fuck's sake....
Broahms: You shouldn't use that language in front of a child....
Slender: I will throw you out the fucking window too...
Broahms: I'll be good..
Slender: * goes to find someone to calm Masky the fuck down*
