Aqua's Amusing or not Short Stories

Not so Complicated Dan: Mission Class Clown

WARNING: THIS IS A BIT ODD CHAPTER AND I WASN'T SURE I WAS GONNA UPLOAD IT BECAUSE IT WAS KIND OF BORING. But I guess I'm boring right? Carry on and don't hate i don't like it either.. Hey guys! It's annoying ME again.. I do really short stories obviously so I'm going to do some extra chapters so you can be even more bothered by me! Much excite. Anyways, here is Not so Complicated Dan! Enjoy!!

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Not so complicated Dan is not so complicated. He might seem weird because of his small eyes and lips but, he's like everyone else! He can breathe like everyone else, run like everyone one else, and dress like everyone else. But not talk like everyone else.. "He sounds like a literal talking chipmunk and it's bothering me and everyone in the school," the principal said sternly. I rubbed the back of my neck with one hand and stretched with the other. "Yeah yeah, I'll speak to him" I said and sighed. I am the counselor to this high-school and I'm not liking it so far. Teenagers can be so rude but I have to keep in mind I was one too. "Dan Pickleberry please come to the counselor's office," I heard the principal say in the speaker. Okay, I can do this.. "You needed me," Dan said in his chipmunk voice and I could already feel a a headache starting to form."Please sit,"

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"I see," he sighed and tried not to make a face when he talked. "Is your life complicated with your uhh... Voice," I asked trying to make him feel better but it doesn't sound like it's working with my questions. "I guess if you think of it hard," he said, trying to get to the lowest voice he could. "It's not so complicated Dan," and I discovered a lightbulb floating on my head. Well, I didn't discover the lightbulb but someone else did but that's the point here. His voice can be annoying but it doesn't mean he is annoying. I'm kind of mad that I had this idea but I would get fired if I didn't help. This is so messed up. "Do you want me to help Not so Complicated Dan? Because I need your full support because it wouldn't be fair to do it without permission," I ask with a more serious tone. "Please, I want friends," He begged. "Meet me here tomorrow and we'll discuss Mission: Class Clown," I smiled. "Okay," he said and picked up his backpack and said "Bye Ms.Miller!" And walked away. Time to make some teenagers laugh.

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Wednesday 10:00 A.M

"Are you ready to rock," I asked trying to be cool but obviously failing. "Sure," Not so Complicated Dan sighed and held the papers. "I worked hard on that so don't lose it," I whispered to him and then gave him a thumbs up and he left. I totally forgot what I wrote about because it was 2:30 A.M when I started and I couldn't watch him because right after he shut the door I slammed my head on the table and fell into a deep sleep. "ASHLEY, ASHLEY ASHLEY," a bunch of my fans said. I heard clicks everywhere and click it was so much click click click fun walking down click The Red Carpet and I did a bunch of poses for the click cameras. "ASHLEY, ASHLEY, ASHLEY, ASH-"

"ASHLEY, what are you doing asleep," the principal freaked out. "Well sorry," I laughed though it was not a laughing matter. "I won't do it again I swear," and that's when I saw Not so Complicated Dan crying near my room window. "I had a bad day and I know it takes a lot to get fired but, YOU'RE FIRED. I found someone better to take care of people and the chipmunk dude," he smiled and continued, "Go pack your things you're leaving." I sighed and didn't even try to win the fight and avoided all the students staring at me with a puzzled face. Maybe I can still save Dan...

2 Years Later....

"So what's happened today, Not so Complicated Dan," I asked him because I'm his new therapist... "I'm starting to actually make new friends," he smiled. "That's good! I have a excerciz-"

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OH MY GOD THAT WAS A TERRIBLE STORY. It was so boring and kind of annoying me. I don't even know if I wanna send this out anymore.. Oh well... I know I have like no views for this story right now but, what do you think Ashley the Counselor wrote for Dan to say? I hope you enjoyed and didn't seem uncomfortable when she said

mad that I had this idea but I would get fired if I didn't help. This is so messed up. "Do you want me to help Not so Complicated Dan? Because I need your full support because it wouldn't be fair to do it without permission," I ask with a more serious tone. "Please, I want friends," He begged. "Meet me here tomorrow

Anyways, goodbye! Now you don't have to read this annoying chapter.