Things I Hate

Things I Hate About FanFiction;

"I look into his green orbs" I feel violated sTOP

I hate how everybody uses the same goddamn people and the same goddamn names like "hi, I'm Alex and I'm a tomboy" or
"hi I'm Lacey, I'm the mean dumb blonde bitch that fucks every guy in the school"

And like why do they make every mean girl a blonde, like why not a brunette named Sharon, cmon people.