Just had a weird idea and this happened. So so so so sorry if iggy is alot/a little out of character
Theme song: Lets Enjoy Today By:Arthur Kirkland
One day England was given a job, by his boss, to find Flying Mint Brow-World, but he had to get there by unicorn, a unicorn that has rainbrows and that farts rainbows. "Sir, do I really have to? Can't I just use my tricycle?". Eyebrows asked his weird boss.
" Yes you do, and I will also give you a, Flying American eyebrow hamburger-pie with glasses and a cowlick to help you on your journey.......I want to eat it, but sadly I can't, or I will get a uni rainbrow disease." Finished his weird boss
"are you serious Mr. Boss man?" Asked iggy brows.
"I'm sure as a donkey-rainbow-banana-tutu-cupcake-cake-hamburger- pie I am, eyebrow English man ." Mr. Boss man said
"But-"
"GO, AND FIND THE MAGICAL LAND OF FLYING EYEBROWS!!" the boss man said "BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO ONE OF THOSE PIE THANGS!!!!" Iggys boss said before pointing at the flying pie who looked oddly like America, then taking out a pink sparkling wand and waving it, when iggys eyes landed on the wand, he ran out of the room screaming.
"SUNSHINE SPRINKLES!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed in a girlish voice, while flailing his arms in the air. Once he got outside he jumped on to his limited edition Princess Sparkles, The Unicorn tricycle and pedaled away to start his journey
"HAY!!!!" Mr. Boss man screamed "UR SUPPOSED 2 TAKE THIS UNICORN"
"I DONUT HAVE TO!!!!!" Eyebrows yelled back
"WHO SAID!!!?????"
"UR MUMSIE, ALSO I TRANSFORMED HER IN 2 A COOKIE AND LET YOU EAT IT!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhHHahhahahaha" iggy brows screamed.
~time skip~ at pineapple park
"How am I supposed to get to Flying Mint Brow World, Princess Sparkles?" England asked the sticker on his tricycle. Waiting for a response iggy sees a perfectly good yellow peep sitting on a bench, so he walked up to it, took it in his hands and stuffed the whole peep in his mouth, and swallowed, when all of a sudden someone tapped iggy on the back. "Hi" eyebrows said plainly, turning around to face the person
"Can I interest jou in a free vatermel-VHERE IS GILBIRD!!!!?? HE VAS JUST HERE!!!!! HE IS YELLOW, AND SMALL AND YELLOW, AND SQUISHY, AND YELLOW!!!!!!!! HAVE JOU SEEN HIM????????!!!!!!!!" Iggy went stiff and realized that he had eaten his so called 'Gilbird' that looked like a peep, so iggy had to come up with a excuse
"um NO, I haven't seen a Gilbird. Ooooooo look, there is a place with lotz of pictures of ur face, you should really go there" england brows said convincingly
"OH, yes zhe awesome me vill go to that place"
"oh and, here, take this donut with your face on it." the random guy looked at the donut like it was a bagel, but ate it anyways.
"Zhat donut is yum-yum in my tum-tum" the guy said then ran off farting strawberries.
"Come on, u weird American pie" Iggy beckoned to the Flying American eyebrow hamburger-pie with glasses and a cowlick to come with him.
While walking, they hear a robotic neigh coming from the trike seeing it transfor into a robot unicorn "THERES ALREADY TO MUCH UNICORN STUFF IN THIS STORY" England cri every tiem.
Hopping onto the poneh they traveled to walmart to buy some junk, cuz why not?
Doing backflips, literally, England and the pieburger entered the store only to stop and stare in horor at the sight before them...
COSPLAYERS
Iggy screamed covering the pieuger's innocent eyes "OF ALL DAYS WHY THIS DAY" Britain screeched falling dramatically to his knees Shaking his fist in the air. Faint camera clicks and shudders were herd as england makes a scene, draeing attention to him and the american pie burger...thing. maybe also some ocasional fangirl screams and ppl glomping iggy
"Your gonna have a bad time" the american pie sweat dropped and went to the pet area to do idk what.
Tbc cuz i can
