I have a Senpai, Zane. (Zane from Minecraft Diaries I know he's a bad guy buuuuuut. No one trow snowballs at Senpai.)
Miniboss~Chan: *trows Aphmau's lifeless body into incinerator* *goes over to Zane~Senpai* Zane~Senpai did you see any of that."
Zane~Senpai: I saw everything *kisses Miniboss~Chan on the cheek.*
Miniboss~Chan: ZANE~SENPAI FINALLY NOTICED ME!(Oh my Irene I'm so bored)