signs as drunk history refs

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Aries: Patrick was wearing a shirt, socks, and a hat.

Taurus: 1-2-3... 3-2-1... 3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! 10 to one!

Gemini: F*CK YOU

Cancer: *pours beer on self*

Leo: It was the summer of 2001 and Joe said to Patrick "Yo, I know about music."

Virgo: And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with it

Libra: Makeup is great for a guy because it makes a guy feel beautiful

Scorpio: "Yo I got a soul voice"

Sagittarius: And Patrick said "Yo, I know MORE about music."

Capricorn: So Patrick was like "Yo watch this 'Where is your boy toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight'"

Aquarius: "What's go-oo-oo-oo-oood?"

Pisces: It's real and it doesn't matter.

a/n: that is WILLLDDDDD patrick!
i love my kohai xD

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