Aries: "your grandpa died"
Taurus: "giving birth and stuff"
Gemini: "i will plan to be a bum"
Cancer: "sha da dee da dum"
Leo: "metaphorically im a whore"
Virgo: "i have killed a man"
Libra: "i want to say hello (its me ive been wondering if after all these years youd like to meet)"
Scorpio: "im fallin"
Sagittarius: "i put my socks on my feet"
Capricorn: "cobwebs and flies"
Aquarius: "my treehouse is on fire"
Pisces: "break up and fall apart"
(if u havent caught it yet, this is an april fools thingy. here are some tøp lyrics that are weird out of context)
#protip
