Aries: The (Before) Death Of The Funeral (The (After) Life Of The Party)
Taurus: Omega Cat (Alpha Dog)
Gemini: Alive Off Departure (Dead On Arrival)
Cancer: He's Your Winona (She's My Winona)
Leo: You Do Disregard (I Don't Care)
Virgo: Your Attorney Distroyed Us Preserve The Name Of That Song So We Would Give Sued (Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued)
Libra: That Is A Scene, It's A Leg Walk (This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race)
Scorpio: It's Easy To Ask "You Don't" When You Do (It's Hard To Say "I Do" When I Don't)
Sagittarius: The Adults Are Unpleasant (The Kids Aren't Alright)
Capricorn: Everybody Puts Adult In The Center (Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner)
Aquarius: You're Hate An Attorney By The End You're Never Giving-Up From Give Me On (You And Me) (I'm Like A Lawyer By The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me And You))
Pisces: The Weak Rise (The Mighty Fall)
a/n im sorry for this chapter this is rlly lame xD
takethisfolieadeux *wink* (;
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