(suggested by @ped2022)
Aries: dont really care which side wins
Taurus: this aint a scene its a g d arms race
Gemini: i am an arms dealer
Cancer: im a leading man
Leo: i wrote the gospel on giving up
Virgo: the lies i weave are so intricate
Libra: as long as the room keeps singing
Scorpio: sing until your lungs give out
Sagittarius: thats just the business im in
Capricorn: the real bombshells have already sunk
Aquarius: bandwagons full please catch another
Pisces: oh, so intricate
