The best story ever

All is well..for now

"What the fuck just happened" Gerard yelled into the phone
"Some kids broke in, one might be missing his arm or some shit, I don't even fuxking know I'm still drunk as hell" slurred Ray as he ate his fudge Popsicle in his tiger onesie
"When are you not drunk Ray?" Mumbled Gerard
No one had bothered to clean up Julian's blood from rays floor
Andy and Vanessa were no where to be found
Paige rode her Pegasus back to mount Olympus or some shit
*meanwhile at the hospital*
"YOOO this is fuxking dooooope"
Julian stated as his wiggled his new robotic fingers
"They look so real, I'm like Luke skywalker or something"
Little did Julian know, he was a direct descendant of a Jedi knight
*meanwhile in vegas*
"Vanessa, these last few hours with you have been the third best 4 hours of my life..will you marry me?" Andy whispered as he pulled out a ring of solid gold and diamond that he was already carrying for some reason
Fate? Idk that shits unrealistic
Anways
"UM NO" yelled Vanessa in his face
Ha jk
"YES OF COURSE BABE ILY" screamed Vanessa as he jumped into her arms and she sprouted wings and flew away into the clouds
Still Making out with him by the way