Danger days: the true lives of the stupidest people ever

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"Ray..it's happening" whispered frank into his cell phone
"What's happening? Wtf? Who is this?" Whispered Ray
"RAY ARE YOU DRUNK AGAIN?" Yelled frank
"Psh...no...I had like 18 weed brownies though" mumbled Ray
"Oh that's cool. I meant the band is getting back together" said frank
"Oh. That's cool...serious question though"
"Yah Ray?"
"What..year is it?" Mumbled Ray as he ate another Belgian waffle
"Ray, you gotta be fucking kidding me man..how stupid could you possibly be" said frank
"Bitch stfu I kisses Gerard before you did"
"Still bringing that up after so long, damn you Ray" frank thought to himself
"Atleast I had his baby"
Ray almost spit out his Belgian waffle
He didn't though
"WAIT WHAT" Ray asked

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