Language warning for Zayn
Harry- when he takes a nap, and you stuff carrots up his nose, and put a celery stick in his mouth, and lay his hand on his chest, holding a bunch of fresh parsley. You take a picture, and upload it to Twitter. Before he wakes up you stuff some baby carrots in his boxers. He is VERY confused when he wakes up, but Twitter explains it all.
Liam- Your nose is freezing but you ignore it and eskimo kiss with him. He pulls you into his coat and zips you in it, and you stick your head out. Everyone thinks your Siamese twins.
Louis- you decided to take a nap but when you wake up, you walk into the kitchen and see some ooey gooey green stuff splattered everywhere. When you ask Louis what happened, he said he found the stash of lube and decided to make you a tasty milkshake [IDK]
Niall- You were walking downtown when Niall called out to you suddenly, and you didn't see where you were going and you fell flat on your face. To hide your embaressment, he throws himself on the ground as well.
Zayn- When you turned around in public, Zayn taped 'Fuck me!' to your back. All day you had people humping you from behind and running away. Soon you checked Twitter and noticed all the pictures of you. You immediatley looked at Zayn, and ripped the paper off your back.
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One Direction Preferences
FanfictionI do requests, imagines, one shots, and I need requests for preferences. I don't do dirty. *Need requests*
