One Direction Preferences

Imagine- You ask to straighten his pubes

I can't do it with all 5 boys, and someone told me to write this as a joke, so here it is

You're sitting watching the television, when your boyfriend finally walks into the room. "Hey babe," he says leaning over, giving you a kiss atop your forehead. 

"Hey (His Name), do you love me?" He stands above you, while you glance up with a devious smile. 

"Yes, more than anything. Why?"

"Can I straighten your pubes?" You give your famous puppy dog eyes, and watch his face turn from horror to bewilderment, to confusion. 

"Straighten my pubes?" He raises his eyebrows, and points to his crotch, mentioning, "my pubes?" You nod with a hopeful smile. "I love you but..." he stops mid sentence, when you turn your head away disapointedly. He groans loudly before saying, "What are you going to do?" You jump up happily but drag him away before he can say no. You pull down his pants, and turn your hair straightener on. He stands above you uncomfortably, watching you mess around around his precious jewels. 

You grab a comb, and get a tuft of his pubic hair, combing through it carefully. "(Y/N)," he groans. You smile, and rub hair spray through the tuft. He threw back his head when you reached for your straightener. "If you burn me ...." You chuckle, before repeatedly straighten it. Once your done, you grab a hand mirror and put it so he can see. "Beautiful. Ok, I'm getting in the shower."

"But I just straighten your pubes! You're going to ruin it!" 

"That's the point. I need my manliness back."