things that happen on wattpad

storylines we need more of part 3

'met in insane asylum in 1920s'

'part of two rival sports teams'

'fighting over last Christmas tree'

'oh hey sorry I ran into you and your coffee spilled everywhere here let me help aND HOLY SHIT EYES WHAT THE FUCK EVEN EYES ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT BEAUTIFUL I MEAN THE REST OF YOU IS LOOKING FINE AF BUT EYES'

'both exhausted with the support group we have to go to'

'very young flustered teacher and flirty hot senior'

'I saw a guy put something in your drink while you weren't looking and now I'm acting like your significant other and holy shit do not drink that throw it down the toilet. also hey'

'why the fuck are you strapped to the fan'

'TO DISTANT ACQUAINTANCES BEGIN INTENSE ARGUMENT OVER THE BEST CHARACTER IN HARRY POTTER'

'I tried to send a love letter to my crush through mail but it ended up going to you and now I have no idea how to break it to you'

'we rolled eyes at the mention of reverse racism at the same time'

'drug addict meets teen mom'

'you keep accidentally texting me but all you send is pictures of Miranda cosgrove what the fuck are you on'

'got stuck alone in elevator to the top of the Washington monument why are you looking at me like you want to make out no of course I wouldn't mind but hOLY SHIT'

'slytherin and gryffindor'

'I really want more hogwarts stories'