Genetic Abomintations

When I met you?!

I arrive at my mothers house and it is spotless. she also bought a new Genetically engineered butler that I didn't make! That woman! How could she! Her daughter is a top university student that majored in biology and genetics from planet unon and she doesn't even by a genetic tissue being I made! Some nerve! but I don't yell this out loud and only I can hear it. I walk into the dining room with a fake smile and a wonderful smell smacks me in the face. I see my brother, with a smile plastered on his face, and my mother that tried to dress sexy looking with her fake push up bra and tight dress and father who is wearing a suit and tie that looks ridiculous considering it is home cooked dinner (yet I wouldn't be surprised if the house is the one who made it.) and then I see mister pompous himself. I see the infrared light gun under his belt and I think to myself how ridiculous is that? why would you need that in a family home? and I scoff. Everyone looks up at me and I flush a deep purple. My mother says "how nice to see you Maia" her voice is full of venom and she whispers to me when I sit down next to her. "you are a disgrace to this family! You show up late and aren't even dressed up!" "well mom at least I didn't dress like a whore and I will believe in my daughter!" she looks confused "what are you talking about Maia?" "well mom you bought a butler that wasn't of my design!" my mom smirks "well hun, I just bought the best one out there and it wasn't yours!" I just want to punch the smug off her face and I am about to retort when a manly voice says "excuse me ladies, but am I missing something?" we both look up and this time I am not the only one purple in the face. The ruler of the western world looks at us with a questioning face and I mutter out a no... wow he is hot! (what am I doing I'm supposed to hate him!) my brother tries to salvage his interview by saying " excuse my mother and sister. why don't we have dinner?" "I'd love to." he replies and smiles. wow he has really white teeth.. (I'm doing it again!). the rest of dinner my family makes light conversation. on the rulers way out he hands me a business card and tells me to give to my brother, winks, and leaves. I swipe my hand over the card and it enlarges and hangs suspended in mid air. It's regular on the outside but behind it, in big letters it says "Dilators sometime? call me." I stare at the card for a minute before minimizing it and tossing it on the counter.  "oh brother." I say "what Maia?" My brother peeks his head out from behind a wall "figure of speech Jaxon!" my brother looks confused then walks away.